I was going to subject you to a St. Scowly Pants post. The sweet young thing has taken her keffiyeh, hopped on a Lufthansa flight to De Gaulle, and joined the youths in Paris protesting.

But then I found THIS TRAINWRECK.

This, ladies and germs, is Jaime West. She is the Democrat candidate for the District Four Fayette County Council seat in Indiana. My Indianapolis hubby tells me the county is southeast of the city.

This should be her big night to shine because it's the 2026 Fayette County Candidate Forum with TV3 and the News Examiner. It's that all-important one-on-one candidate interview with the local station that gives folks a chance to meet a candidate they might not have heard of or run into out and about.

I'm not quite sure what Jaime thought 'prepared' meant, but it didn't matter because she didn't.

She didn't start off 'strong.' She started off 'wrong,' and, man - did it go downhill from there.

Oh, gosh. This is the whole thing. Just hang in there for her 'opening statement.'

GULP

The last question of the night was, 'If elected, what decision would you be willing to make even if it were unpopular with your voters?'

WOOF

...I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling.

She doesn’t.

And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying.

“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato

'I don’t like being around them.'

'ICE is coming into our communities, stealing people's job ughhhhh'

'WE HAVE GUNS, TOO!'

Darn sheriff's nephew 'threatened to blow my head off' or some such adventure while being Jaime.

That was in between saying some MAGA were nice, but most are racist, stupid, and call you names.

She got a little choked up there.

I now have a neurological disorder after watching this and will be hitting Salem up for disability.

Here - have a musical interlude and take a minute to collect your thoughts.

Time's up.

According to Grok, Fayette County went 77% for Trump in 2024, and this could just seal the deal for Republican Gary Keener, who, incidentally, did not appear at the forum. I found that he had done one earlier this spring for the Republican primary - perhaps that was why. Keener did send a statement in.

The segment starts at about the 30:40 mark if you have ten minutes of your life you can spare.

Considering the circumstances and the open hostility of the opposition candidate, I would say that Keener's was probably the prudent choice.

Nobody wants ugly green room confrontations. The moderator from the newspaper deserves a medal.

In all sincerity, and remembering fondly our own 'I'm not a witch' candidate of many years ago, Democrats remain undefeated this year.

It's a rolling circus sideshow.