Desperate Measures for Desperate Times: Dem Primaries Magically Become a Blue Wave

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I thought I would end the week and lift a glass to Friday night on a very silly note.

The best part of it is that I don't have to do a thing - the Democrats have, well. I say 'thoughtfully' done all the work for me, but as you will see, whatever 'thought' went into this doesn't really qualify in our world.

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But it sure will resonate in theirs.

DNC Chairman Ken Martin's overpaid braintrust of four-year-old, blue-haired tweeks must have high-fived all the way to the medical cannabis shop after this one; it's that bad.

Without further ado, voilà!

THE BLUE WAVE IS HERE AND THESE WINS PROVE IT!

Impressive, huh?

Nothing but Democrat wins across the board...in a Democratic Primary.

Most of us would say, 'Well, I would hope so,' but we do not suffer from whatever malady this is, and we thank God for sparing us.

There's a question with no good answer at this particular moment.

We'll circle back to it.

Okay. Circle complete, and the answer is 'yes.'

HOLY CRAP

Actually, to cut them a bit of a huss, the big 'blue wave' on Democratic Primary night in many states across the country that they are bragging about consists of flipping two school board seats (ergo the board itself) in Sarasota, FL, a seat in Orange County, an at-large Jacksonville city council seat, and flipping a Pennsylvania State House seat special election. 

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I might have 'whoopeed' the last one, as that is one legit decent flip - one - but hyperbole away, kids.

I guess that's as much as they have for the whole dang country to report, which doesn't really imply they've got a lot going on competitively.

And now they've got another, well, what used to be a core constituency mad at them for this.

...The numbers are already showing Black voter support slipping. These aren't good optics for a party that claims to champion Black voices.

Atlanta is feeling unloved.

And they aren't shy about letting the world know how they feel.

...Blacks were abandoned again by the Democrat Party.  Mr Mayor, “there is no education to the second kick of a mule.”   The Democrat Party never accept blacks since slavery, just their votes. If you want the Democrat Party white liberal elites to feel like black voters feel, tell the @DNC chair and others, black folks in Georgia will not vote for their great white liberal hope, @ossoff…their president in the making. Nothing beats the double cross, but the triple cross!

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WOOF

Not seein' it yet...

...not when there is a literal Democratic Mayor of Crazy Town on the ballot in so many places. Like Florida.

Whatever it is might be blue, but we'll work hard to wave as it dribbles on by.

Happy Friday!





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