Once upon a time, in a far-out blue land called 'New Jersey,' in the Kingdom of Point Pleasant Beach, there lived a young MAGA princess.
As filled with progressives, AWFL ogres as the once verdant and friendly forests of New Jersey are now known to be, the princess would still boldly and proudly wear her Trump and MAGA gear in public. This is a very brave thing to do in any circumstance in such a place, but as our princess was also still very young, it was exceptionally rare to see.
Oh, sweet, insouciant youth! Unaffected by the ugliness in the world and comfortable in her own skin.
No time was more appropriate for those who feel the red, white, and blue coursing through their young veins to boldly wear those colors with pride than this country's recent 250th birthday fete.
And so it happened that our MAGA princess was out with her friends on the evening of July 3rd, strolling the boardwalk and savoring the beginning of that all-American holiday as only the young and exuberant can.
Their high spirits were suddenly cut short when the little group of teenage revelers was confronted by a flame-haired harpy, apparently triggered by our princess's patriotic attire.
Enraged, the vitriol-spewing gorgon unleashed a stream of verbal abuse on the young girl for her red, white, and blue clothing and its lettering.
And then, unimaginably, this unhinged stranger struck her. Twice.
While filming the entire assault.
...Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, approached the teen and three friends on the boardwalk in Point Pleasant Beach on July 3 as she recorded them with her phone, according to court documents, NJ.com reported. The teen was wearing sweatpants with the words “Trump” and “ICE.”
Tracey, of Asbury Park, yelled at the two people in the group wearing “patriotic colored” sweatpants before she slapped the teen across her face and body, per an affidavit of probable cause. The teen was not injured.
Immediately after verbally abusing and then slapping a random child in the face because she didn't care for her clothing, this stunning and brave social justice warrior ran like a scalded cat.
Classic.
There are plenty of surveillance cameras on all Jersey Shore piers these days, and it didn't take long for the Point Pleasant cops to snatch Miss Personality up.
When they did, it turned out Kaitlyn Tracey, besides being another textbook liberal sociopath, is a Syrupean (aka Canadian) who seems to have overstayed her welcome.
...Tracey, of Asbury Park, fled but was identified following an investigation and arrested on Monday. Police said the assault was captured on surveillance video.
Tracey is a Canadian citizen who entered the United States with a passport in 2024, court papers state.
She was brought to the Ocean County jail, and a man who identified himself as her husband said Tracey is being turned over to ICE. Tracey is not listed in jail records as an inmate as of Tuesday morning, though court records say she is scheduled for an Aug. 4 court appearance.
The vile creature had been ordered released, but because she had an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detainer request on her, she was released into ICE custody instead and is now reportedly at the infamous Delaney Detention Hall in Newark.
...Tracey’s defence attorney, Francis R. Hodgson, told Asbury Park Press that after a court hearing on Monday, Tracey was ordered released from the Ocean County Jail where she had initially been held after her arrest. However, because ICE had a detainer on her, she was released to ICE custody.
This is so delicious.
Her less-than-appealing husband released one of those weepy made-behind-the-wheel appeals for funds.
...Geroni took to social media with several posts begging for help. In one video posted Tuesday and recorded while driving he says: “I need an immigration lawyer, I need help. I don’t know what to do. I don’t have any money. I’m so f**king broke. But I got to figure something out. I got to save her.” He soon devolves into tears.
“Yesterday, July 13, my wife was detained by ICE and brought to Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey,” he says in a second post, asking local media to reach out to him. Delaney Hall is a detention facility run by ICE.
“My wife is a Canadian citizen and I’m an American citizen,” he adds. “We’ve been married for a little over three years, and I’m just doing anything I can to get her story heard and bring any help and attention to her situation so that I can get her released, even if that means back to Canada.”
American husband is begging for help for his Canadian wife, who was arrested and detained by ICE after assaulting a teenager in New Jersey for wearing patriotic Trump and ICE apparel.
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 15, 2026
Kaitlyn Tracey allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the NJ’s beach… pic.twitter.com/Tq0J7JBIQX
WAAH!
Geroni conveniently forgot to mention WHY his delightful wife was arrested.
Geroni goes on to blame MAGA for GoFundMe pulling his fundraiser. Now, it had probably been reported a thousand times, but in fact, as soon as GoFundMe finds out it's for an accused criminal, the company usually does so on its own, as that's against the terms of service.
So how about, for starters, pal, you tell your illegal alien psycho b***h wife to keep her hands to herself? That's as good as any place to begin.
Naturally, neither Mr Geroni nor his little illegal ball and chain speaks civilized lingo, so that would not occur to him.
PURE EVIL: The husband of the left-wing Canadian woman who assaulted a pro-Trump teen and was later detained by ICE has posted a series of DISTURBING videos. In them, he prays for cancer to strike President Trump and his entire family, including “little kids and shit,” prays for… https://t.co/bFJOySwHy8 pic.twitter.com/oXZlFLDjuq
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 15, 2026
i...ncluding “little kids and s**t,” prays for another assassination attempt against the president, goes on lengthy rants wishing Trump dead, celebrates Trump’s reported chronic medical diagnosis, and recently claimed Americans would celebrate if Trump were to die during the World Cup.
Oh, this couple has no issues.
[INSERT: eyeball roll]
Trump has really done a great job showing us how many psychopaths we have walking among us.
— Coffee and Grit (@CoffeeNGrit) July 15, 2026
#NoLiesDetected
This fellow has no idea how right he is.
Here are some videos of the Canadian leftist who attacked a pro-Trump teen in New Jersey.
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 15, 2026
She and her husband previously lived in Texas with his father before abruptly relocating to NJ. His followers have been asking what prompted the sudden move. The couple appears to have had… https://t.co/bFJOySwHy8 pic.twitter.com/dhbZgstsFc
...Here are some videos of the Canadian leftist who attacked a pro-Trump teen in New Jersey.
She and her husband previously lived in Texas with his father before abruptly relocating to NJ. His followers have been asking what prompted the sudden move. The couple appears to have had a dispute with another leftist, which she addresses at length in one video, though her explanation remains quite vague. She performs in a punk rock band.
Both she and her husband fit the pattern of many committed leftists: no clear careers and no stable financial footing.
Zero positive contribution to this country, she is just another deranged violent leftist.
Deport her ass.
And if Geroni has to leave for Canada with her when ICE carts her off?
Not a minute too soon.
So many basic FA lessons, so many loons to FO.
