You know, sometimes the Democratic Party and its totally whacked-out membership are just too cartoonish for their own good. Honest to God, it seems as if we are going on a string of literally years where they could not get out of their own way if they had all the money in the world to buy an exit.
It has only intensified after substituting Kamala for Joe blew up in their faces, and they've gone on to experience one candidate trainwreck after another. With the exception of Potatoes Porter, most of what had been your average progressive-minded Dem candidate had been a male of some description the party was hoping would include 'testosterone-fueled.'
Sadly for them - and so far batting 1000% with it - the only thing the testosterone they've found so far has fueled is sex-mad hound dogs running instead of the lumberjack types they know they need but, in reality, despise with every fiber of their lefty beings.
There are a few notables to pick from the list.
Mr. Gladhands Swalwell is out, the smoke from the Maine Nazi's flaming plumes can be seen clear to the Mexican border, nobody has a clue what Talarico's oozing (nor do they want to know), and skeevy Senator Ruben Gallego is expelling a tentative sigh of relief after the Senate dropped the misconduct inquiry into his finances and reported behavior of an aggressively sexual nature.
Gallego is rumored to have 2028 presidential aspirations.
OH, ICK
Right now, in Maine, even though the Nazi hasn't officially pulled the plug yet (he's waiting for Monday's deadline to add dramatic effect), this is the goober who is 'beating everyone else by a mile' to be his replacement: Troy Jackson
Working people are sick and tired of getting left behind by corporate elites and Washington insiders like Susan Collins. Together, we can defeat her.
— Troy Jackson (@TroyJackson207) July 9, 2026
I'm Troy Jackson. I'm a Mainer, a dad, a fifth-generation logger from Allagash, and I’m running for the United States Senate. I… pic.twitter.com/cIVy6xkOaU
So much testosterone he's practically encrusted.
...Jackson, Shah and Bellows each would bring their own specialized baggage to a race against the so-far undefeated Collins.
Jackson was accused of lying on an application for a federal housing loan. Shah proved to be a disaster managing a statewide pandemic, while Bellows couldn’t manage how to issue new license plates or run a reliable election.
Katy Tur asks Troy Jackson why he supported Graham Platner even after he was exposed for having a Nazi tattoo, saying he would rape someone to show his "dominance," and his ex girlfriend came out claiming he abused her pic.twitter.com/954PPxh6TX
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) July 9, 2026
As Steve Robinson of The Maine Wire explains, Mr Jackson's values are fluid.
Troy Jackson began his career as a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-worker conservative from rural Maine and ended as a pro-late-term abortion, pro-gun control, pro-union boss far left extremist who played footsies with the DSA.
Graham was a true believer. Troy’s only fixed belief is whatever’s good for Troy.
So it appears that Maine Democrats, for all the circus of this caucus or convention - whatever the coronation process is that they're cooking up at the moment- will be going down the exact same sort of candidate road by choice.
And that makes all this public navel-gazing being done by Democratic strategists, bemoaning the state of the party, and pretending that there is heavy thinking going on about serious course corrections when you know they haven't the slightest idea how to change, nor do some of them even want to. Frankly, they expect the American voting public to swing to them, and all this virtue-signaling moaning and groaning is for public consumption only.
As in, 'This concerns us, too. See our serious faces? You can trust us to fix it while you vote Democrat.'
What made it particularly hilarious today was not having old Snakehead Carville going off yet again, but the fresh, rosy cheeked jeune fille of Democratic influencers - none other than the risible Harry Sisson. There he was, with his milk-and-honey complexion, boy-band hair carefully arranged in a studious coif, and wonk glasses firmly atop the bridge of his nose, as he LARPed as an adult who was disturbed by the repeated low quality and lack of moral fiber in every one of these Democratic candidates.
'This is a moment of reckoning for the Democratic Party,' the young Chris Hayes imposter intones.
Then comes the cri de ceour where Sisson auditions to be the new voice of moral clarity for the party:
WHY DO WE KEEP ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN?
💥 NEW: @harryjsisson on MS NOW: "This is a moment of RECKONING for the Democratic Party. Why do we keep allowing this to happen? It was Eric Swalwell, now it's Graham Platner — and maybe there are more." pic.twitter.com/WB8XNaFYkf
— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) July 9, 2026
There are a number of reasons this cracks me up, not just because Sisson is such a posturing, prancing, pretty boy toy.
First, he is precisely part of the reason, along with twee friends like former DNC Vice-Chair David Hogg, why the party is such a joke among the crowd who appreciates real testosterone and toxic masculinity.
NEW: This was Harry Sisson dancing after Trump got convicted.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 25, 2024
The cases are now falling apart. Will we get an update?pic.twitter.com/1RBlw7akED
NSFW tough-cookie language warning
Harry Sisson is super triggered by JD Vance’s Halloween costume 🤣🤣🤣
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 11, 2025
Cry harder, Harry! pic.twitter.com/I0JdV07iMY
He's been a tool since he emerged on the political TikTok scene and has somehow managed to gather followers and influence to the point where he can pretend he is somebody.
But it really is awfully rich in this day of social media and the 'innerwebs are forever' for a self-made media creature to reinvent himself as a crusader for decency when it wasn't that long ago - because he is very young - he had his own decency problems.
And unlike the president he called a rapist, these women provided proof Harry's a perverted little sleazeball.
The DNC’s favorite TikTokker Harry Sisson is accused of lying to women to get them to send nudes
The DNC's favorite Gen Z TikTok influencer — who once interviewed former President Joe Biden — is in hot water with fans after he was accused of lying to women in order to get them to send him nudes.
But, the internet is divided over his allegedly seedy behavior.
Eleven women have publicly called out Harry Sisson, 23, claiming the Irish influencer with 1.8 million followers on TikTok led them on by claiming they were exclusive and getting them to send him explicit pics.
..."When the women discovered each other one by one, he called them all insane and attempted to coerce one of them into telling the public that the photos were 'fake."
One of the women, Carlee Hosch, shared a picture of a message Sisson allegedly sent her on Snapchat in which he denied he was "getting nudes from a bunch of girls."
"Right now, I can't do exclusivity," the message reads. "Not because I'm getting nudes from a bunch of girls or f–king girls and stuff (I don't hook up with anyone ever) but because I just don't think I'd be able to commit 100% to somerhing [sic]."
..."You mean to tell me the democratic youth spokesperson is a perverted idiot?? Who'd a thunk!" joked a second X user.
"He's a loser but what's the issue? Everyone seems to be of age? He's just another fame wh–e using his fame for sexual gratification like every other male celeb," one user countered.
Shoot, they're even way newer than Graham Platner's.
Come to think of it, Sisson is perfect for his new role.
I hope he gets it.
Kettle meet Pot pic.twitter.com/czVhroZudd
— Jax Verza (@Orso_Dino) July 9, 2026
Seriously.
