Don't Drone Me, Bro!

The attacks on the Islamic Republic of Iran are going almost comically well. Where before Iranian leaders used to mock the “Great Satan” as a pitiful helpless giant, now most of them are dead. The ones left alive are, well, comically begging “don’t drone me, bro!” like Iranian President Mazoud Pezeshkian, hilariously pictured below.

Really, I’m nobody. Not worth wasting a drone on! Nobody at all! (Source).

War critics have been reduced to worrying that there will be no one left to make a peace deal with if we kill all the leaders. I think we’ll find someone.

What’s going on is summarized pretty well in this post from Sean King:

The US’s and Israel’s strategy for regime change/reform in Iran is glaringly obvious and will eventually prove effective. Likely by mid to late April, Iran will be lead by somebody amenable to US interests. Here’s how that will happen:

1. Quickly assassinate any prominent or semi-prominent regime official hostile to the US agenda, and continue doing so forever until a moderate one eventually takes power...