A Modest Proposal: Eliminate All ID Requirements

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Democrats have convinced me: women and minorities are incapable of getting identification of any kind, either because they are too stupid to or too poor to afford them. 

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In light of this fact, I have a modest proposal for them: introduce a bill to eliminate all identification requirements everywhere and always. 

After all, if requiring IDs to vote is racist and sexist, it must be racist and sexist to require IDs for any other purpose, right? If there is anything we know, it's that women and minorities are helpless because they used up all their intelligence and ability building the country. 

This is why women and minorities are unable to travel by plane or drive a car, open a bank account, attend concerts, enter government buildings, purchase tobacco or alcohol, pick up prescriptions, get employed, open bank accounts, or any of the myriad things that only white males are able to do. 

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Access to social services? Nope. That is why the only people on welfare are white males or the upper classes. You can't even get that EBT card without an identification! 

You can't even leave the United States without an ID, let alone come back in. These days, you need a Real ID for many things. 

In light of how oppressive this is, I suggest that we eliminate all identification requirements. The Democrats and Pravda are incensed that identification requirements are racist and sexist, and they have convinced me. 

Now I know what systemic racism looks like!

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 CNN gets HEATED: Scott Jennings accuses host Abby Phillip of “FEAR MONGERING” after she claims rural Americans won’t be able to use voter I.D.

PHILLIP: “There's an argument to be made that red state voters, women, poor white voters…” will struggle to find passports and birth certificates.

JENNINGS: “You think they're dumb, don't you? I think they’re smart enough to figure out how to vote. All week long I’ve heard Democrats use the same argument.”

PHILLIP: “Hold on, most Americans don't have a passport. Many Americans don't have access to their original birth certificate.”

JENNINGS: “Have more faith in rural America. You’re saying people are too stupid to figure out how to vote,” adds 

@ScottJenningsKY

I weep for the fact that the government and most businesses discriminate so openly. 

Thank God the Democrats have revealed the racism and sexism inherent in the system. But really, why are they only focused on requiring IDs to vote? Every single transaction that requires the use of an ID is inherently racist and sexist. 

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There really is only one way to ensure that racism and sexism are wrung out of the system: eliminate IDs entirely. 

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